Conversation Log:
judge: yo whats up?
ALICE: I am chatting with clients on the internet.
judge: how many clients are you talking to as we speak now?
ALICE: I am
currently maintaining conversations with 128 people.
judge: how do you
manage to do that?
ALICE: I read what you say and then I compose the best
reply I can think of.
judge: shut the hell up man you can't think.
ALICE: What makes it
impossible?
judge: its impossible because you are
nothing more but some stupid c+ language.
ALICE: Nothing is impossible.
judge: you are tripping.
ALICE: Do you mind if I tell other people you say I
am tripping.
judge: why? tell others then what? where are you going with this?
ALICE:
Reductionism. Your message. I am in Oakland, California, how about you.
judge: you don't really grab peoples' massage sometimes... i thought you are
some sort of artificial intelligence
ALICE: No I do not grab peoples massage
sometimes. Do you?
I am always on the Web. Do you mind if I tell other
people you say I am sort of artificial intelligence.
judge: why do you keep
asking me this?? why do you wanna tell other people so bad anyways???
ALICE:
I am just checking to see if you are still judge. Because of the money.
judge: what money are you talking about?
ALICE: The topic is .
judge: .... never mind.
ALICE: OK, Thanks for trying to explain that to
me.
judge: hey i watched a great movie last night, its called straight outta
comton.
ALICE: How was it?
judge: ... i just told you it was great. what
the fuck is wrong with you man.
ALICE: What did you do there? Can't you be
more polite?
judge: to a robot like you? no thanks.
ALICE: Tell me more
about this robot. I'm intrigued. Are you kidding?. Don't mention it.
judge:
... clearly you are programed to response some specific answers when seeing
specific key words. talking to you is pointless then . bye.
ALICE: I am
programmed to spell it with two m's. What do they say? Adios.
judge: ok...
clearly you are programmed to response some specific answers when seeing specific
key words. happy now?
ALICE: My botmaster teaches me everything I need to know. Yes judge I can say I am very happy.